I'm a pretty good computer programmer, but I have no right brain at all. So when it came time to attach the thing, I was essentially hopeless. Some diligent searching turned up the above image, and now I share it with you, in the hopes that the Google will some day help someone like me in return.

In a world where software is made by larger and larger teams...

...one man...

...stands alone.

Fred Brooks.

The Design of Design: Essays From a Computer Scientist

Ah, quality software engineering, thy name is Apple Computer.

via FFFFOUND!

The only time you see my gibberish written is when the legal department comes to me after the film and shows me what they’ve done phonetically. “Beldondake Bumpman.” They ask, “Is Beldondake Bumpman another language?” “No.” “Does it have any meaning?” “No.” “Could it be another language?” “Possibly.” They won’t release the movie until all of this is confirmed. A legal guy with a shirt and tie comes with three assistants. “Mr. Lewis, can I ask you a couple of questions?” “Sure.” “What is Banet-yech-gi-gabap?” “That was a small town in Romania that I went to some years ago.” “Really?” “No, I’m kidding.” Every film they come to me with verifications. God almighty.

Jerry Lewis
Interviewed by Chris Fujiwara

In which I lose my shit about people asking me to remove the Wordle font named after one of my favorite musicians.